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papa kirk ([info]marten) wrote,
@ 2020-05-08 00:00:00

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spam & etc

CURRENTLY LOCATED
NEW YORK, NEW YORK

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[info]tslang
2009-07-26 04:23 am UTC (link)
You're only as old as you feel while getting wildly fucked

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[info]hbrandston
2009-07-27 04:07 pm UTC (link)
I don't know how I can follow up that ecard.

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[info]hbrandston
2009-07-27 04:08 pm UTC (link)
But I'm going to give you some spam because clearly you don't see my face enough.

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[info]hbrandston
2009-07-27 04:08 pm UTC (link)
LOOK AT THOSE MUGS.

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[info]hbrandston
2009-07-27 04:09 pm UTC (link)
AND THESE, OH EW.

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[info]hbrandston
2009-07-27 04:09 pm UTC (link)
I'm kidding!

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[info]hbrandston
2009-07-27 04:10 pm UTC (link)
You are probably in traffic. And your blackberry is probably exploding.

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[info]hbrandston
2009-07-27 04:10 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry for being a backseat driver WITHOUT EVEN BEING IN THE CAR.

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[info]hbrandston
2009-07-27 04:12 pm UTC (link)
I am not a bad driver, btw.

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[info]hbrandston
2009-07-27 04:12 pm UTC (link)
Most of the time.

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[info]hbrandston
2009-07-27 04:12 pm UTC (link)
I can parallel park. I have that going for me.

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[info]hbrandston
2009-07-27 04:13 pm UTC (link)
But then again, living in LA and having a drivers' license requires that.

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[info]hbrandston
2009-07-27 04:14 pm UTC (link)
I hit the curb though bc I'm so paranoid about hitting other cars. THIS IS WHY I GOT A SMALLER CAR.

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[info]hbrandston
2009-07-27 04:15 pm UTC (link)
That abandoned shopping cart at Whole Foods was moving and it came out of nowhere.

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[info]hbrandston
2009-07-27 04:16 pm UTC (link)
Read my lips. Not. My. Fault.

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[info]hbrandston
2009-07-27 04:18 pm UTC (link)
The autobody shop thought I hit a boat or something. =[

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[info]hbrandston
2009-07-27 04:18 pm UTC (link)
No.

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[info]hbrandston
2009-07-27 04:18 pm UTC (link)
No, my friend.

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[info]hbrandston
2009-07-27 04:19 pm UTC (link)
It was a Whole Foods shopping cart.

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[info]hbrandston
2009-07-27 04:19 pm UTC (link)
And that concludes my spam.

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[info]hbrandston
2009-07-27 04:20 pm UTC (link)
I hope you are not still stuck in traffic and please watch out for runaway shopping carts if you're going near a parking lot.

Love, Hallie.

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[info]hbrandston
2009-08-03 03:04 pm UTC (link)
hi marten.

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[info]hbrandston
2009-08-03 03:04 pm UTC (link)
i'm on the plane and am really, really bored and decided, hey. he could use some more spam.

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[info]hbrandston
2009-08-03 03:05 pm UTC (link)
so. i'm trying to think of a good story to tell, but the shopping cart one is pretty good.

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[info]hbrandston
2009-08-03 03:05 pm UTC (link)
don't know how i'm gonna top that.

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